six selfies thx for the tag platitudeproblem okay so
1. once at josh’s house on crisp ave i think we were *smoking* and the shed where nick hoarded all his haunted guitars looked spooky. lots of great memories at that house like the table out the back (also haunted) that would half warp at a 45 degree angle like surf was UP and then go back down the next day??? also albie the old cattle doggy god bless him he was not haunted just a lovely old man doggy.
2. the wink of a lifetime plus nude chicks in the background if u look carefully, girly shot of the year. this picky is v soft grunge as u can see the chintz sofa has begun to split open at the seams adding to the grunge aesthetic
3. i’m real by j-lo plays in background her little smile in that video gives me shivers i think i was channeling her inner strength here
4. when i found a white bonds singlet that i’d packed from BNE and i think it was my sister’s father-in-law’s originally because his wife gave me lots of singlets before i left. i could not pull it off, did not wear outside.
5. what i look like when i wear kneehighs before i start moving my legs and they start rolling down the chubby pegs hehe also didn’t wear outside. this was taken at coppin st which was the saddest house i have ever lived in and i think it had actual human piss stains indelibly pissed into the walls.
6. most recent selfie ever leaving my new home in princes st to go to work and discovering the light in the hallway is perf but my lips look a little chewed up and also drew outside my eyebrow cos the old men at the pub are far from makeup experts hahahahahahahah
okay i am tagging joshuaoxlee wolbersgal jammbbb (happy birfday mwah mwah <3) and deshilholleseamus cos he got some smoochable lips that the world has to see
2:22 am • 24 July 2014 • 16 notes
my dad is posting piccies of gorillas weeing and pooing in Sydney and I have no idea why he is even there. im scared he has left my mother because no one does anything in my family without having at least three tedious phone conversations about it two weeks previous to anything happening. Also follow lotaman for more piccies of wildlife and dad’s new life at taronga zoo with new fam
10:18 am • 21 July 2014 • 7 notes
my ma is visiting soon and it’s time to talk to her about my depressive bouts so she knows when to contact me and check in, so I don’t isolate myself from my family which I naturally do because I don’t want to be the sad needy failure of the bunch anymore.
I need to find a way to explain to her the only reason I didn’t have a full-fledged breakdown today was because tony the boozy builder who only works on sunny calm days for an hour tops was up on the scaffolding fixing the pub’s roof today which is a GREAT omen and other irrational stories like this tram is breaking down because fremantle supporters are walking around the city like loons wearing ugly offensive purple clothing.
also I need her to confirm whether or not my gums are receding from ~7 yrs of ciggies cos at the moment I’m convinced I have rotting breath and am a troll who should hide my general appearance from the public so smoking doesn’t even help with anxiety.
so my plans with ma and discussions about grotty gums and gum disease and my anxious depressive states and that’s all so far it’s like national lampoon’s vacation but just me and mum and more sad
9:28 am • 20 July 2014 • 18 notes
this cropped jennifer aniston face is one of my prized documents and sometimes when i’m really depressed and self-loathing i just look at what i’ve achieved in the last 1.5 years since leaving my hometown and this is it god bless.
9:46 pm • 14 July 2014 • 16 notes
Anonymous said: Craggy Crag, what are your thoughts on a Pisces/Taurus pairing?
seeing as taurean peeps pre-empt all my need for luv n care that i require as a pisces but don know how to ask for, yeah they can get it :)
9:42 am • 13 July 2014 • 4 notes
Actual hermione hair not that stuff that they (Warner bros/patriarchy) tried to tease a bit into being kind of floofy I have studied about twenty pics of early hermione before she spell straightened her hair and mine is more legit OK #THX
8:03 am • 9 July 2014 • 19 notes
today I had to work alone in the public bar which requires me to talk to the dudes who hang out there all day and I think I had about all of their attention saying something inane for pub conversation’s sake when my period started at that exact moment and they all unwittingly watched me begin the bleed. when I got the chance to go to the toilet I had just made a jack and coke for one of them and I still had bourbon on my fingers it was a girly/blokey collision of worlds today at the all nations.
10:49 am • 7 July 2014 • 15 notes
jinisaisquoi said: I've just realised I'm moving into my new house on the night of a full moon, with the moon in capricorn and a cancer sun. is this a good alignment of the stars for building a new nest under, astrocrag? x x x
YESSSSS. Moon in Capricorn means that you will be finicky in your packing technique and things won’t go awry between homes, as it is the time to organise and step up ur MoVing gAMe. No more mysteriously lost tiny precious objects or broken ceramics. And cancer is the ultimate nester and true to it’s water elemental nature it believes that the sacred vessel is not physical but a mental aspect :) good luck with the move my taurean buddy! Xoxo
10:57 am • 6 July 2014 • 8 notes
wanting to ask unhealthy questions like what do you crave of me, and answering with what I crave of you and giving it up willingly and honestly and wanting you to do the same.
10:12 am • 6 July 2014 • 4 notes
wolbersgal said: Dear AstroCrag, why do you think there are a lot of endings this week? When will the wind stop knocking our bodies about? What do you do when you're baby RDJ in Heart'n'Soul and you find yourself alone again?
today is the final day of mercury retrograde so we can all begin to stop being late for work or missing flights. on a more serious note we can also stop being plagued by unwanted messengers from the past, moving weirdly about in time to haunt us in the present, transported on a strange and unnatural astrological wind.
accidentally uncovering messages from a lost friend whilst trying to clear out inbox will cease. conjuring ex-lovers from disused social media accounts will be less likely to happen. you will stop pining for people who were once close to your heart but are now unrecognisable, far-flung celestial bodies.
now is a good time to listen to at the drive-in to recuperate spirits and strength and also i am unsure about RDJ’s role in Heart/N/Soul but basically loss/abandonment/rediscovery is the post-mercury theme for this week, the moon in leo will make us all be selfish and mindless <3 good time for haircuts in the waxing moon.
12:48 am • 1 July 2014 • 21 notes
it me hmu if u have any questions re: ‘breaking up’ this week is all about astroblogging from the heart
10:21 pm • 27 June 2014 • 13 notes
What are these growths called that look like lettuce leaves?
when we went bushwalking round the rainforest of mt clunie there were thousands of these plants (tentatively I’m calling them birds nest ferns) and some grew about twenty meters from the ground hanging over the old forestry tracks, they would have been at least a metre wide because they were so old and close to the canopy and the sun. when it had just rained they would become sodden with water like a giant sponge and they would drip big droplets of rain water down from on high. Rosie, Peter and I would open our mouths and try to catch the droplets when they fell, when they hit your face or teeth it was a real shock. A droplet of water falling down from above getting closer and closer looks like a fishtailing car buffeted by the wind, patiently looking for the next promising drop to free itself from the fern and then trying not to fall over backwards when you’re running to catch it, the smack of water hitting flesh or clothing after some acceleration.
11:44 pm • 23 June 2014 • 10 notes
When I went to buy a plant this little one had just been repotted and looked like a bit lost and shaken up so I have taken him home because I too am still making roots in a new home 🌿
3:26 am • 21 June 2014 • 19 notes